The first guy said "when my wife was pregnant she read, the novel: the 2 cities and gave birth 2 twins".
The second guy said, my wife read the 3 musketeers and gave birth 3 triplets.
Akpos stood up and started running heading home when asked why? he then said "my wife is pregnant and she's reading alibaba and the 40 thieves. :D
- TEACHER: Spell Orange
AKPOS: The Color or the Fruit ?
-TEACHER: If your father earned N500,000 & gave half of it to your Mother, what would she have?
AKPOS: A Heart Attack
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